sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia we offer them beer
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
