one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect
one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious
How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children